Naturally, it’s always interesting when you come across a dude at the corner of Polk & Post with two full aluminum screen doors sticking out of his shopping cart. But, what’s even more whacky is when you encounter the same dude at the same corner four hours later with a full bale of straw strapped to yet another shopping cart.

If the next time I bump in to him, he has a minitruck with a gold chain strapped to the top of his cart, I’m gonna tell him to stop stealing shit from my hometown.