In the Venn Diagram of shitty cars/shitty alarms, you would probably find things to map out as exact concentric circles. It’s a mystery that a 2011 BMW 5 series has an alarm that you will never hear, yet a 1989 Honda Prelude with unpainted replacement body panels and bubbling window tinting will have one that even if you tape a house cat over each ear, you’ll still not be able to sleep through it.

All that said, guess the make and model of this gem we found in the TenderNob the other day. Amazingly enough, it wasn’t one of us who wrote that sign, because we fucking hate car alarms.