
In the Venn Diagram of shitty cars/shitty alarms, you would probably find things to map out as exact concentric circles. It’s a mystery that a 2011 BMW 5 series has an alarm that you will never hear, yet a 1989 Honda Prelude with unpainted replacement body panels and bubbling window tinting will have one that even if you tape a house cat over each ear, you’ll still not be able to sleep through it.
All that said, guess the make and model of this gem we found in the TenderNob the other day. Amazingly enough, it wasn’t one of us who wrote that sign, because we fucking hate car alarms.
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I wonder if this was the same car that was parked in front of my building the other morning? As I was leaving my place heading to work, I saw a car with several hate notes all over the windshield and an empty beer bottle on the hood. I’m guessing that the alarm had been going off for awhile. There was a policeman in the midst of writing a ticket (for disturbing the peace perhaps?) and a tow truck ready to hook up and drive the beater away.