There’s not much I can add to this theft report except that maybe if you’re walking around with 1.25 pounds (that’s 160 eighths, right?) of weed, you’re just asking to get robbed:

A man was robbed of more than a pound of marijuana as he exited a medical marijuana dispensary in San Francisco on Tuesday afternoon, police said.

The robbery was reported at 12:53 p.m. in the 900 block of Geary Street near Larkin Street.

The victim, a 34-year-old man, was walking out of the dispensary when a suspect pointed a gun at his face and demanded “weed,” according to police.

The victim handed over a satchel that contained 1.25 pounds of medical marijuana and cash, police said.