Wheels. They’re apparently how the Loin moves itself like the dude above cruising along on his bike with a rolling suitcase.

Or how about this dude who’s gone “Husky power” for his skateboard. I’d say that it was a “green” mode of transportation, but those bastards crap a lot. So brown, maybe.

Then there’s this guy who… I don’t even know what the fuck that is. Did he go fishing with a scooter attached to a baby stroller? Mega points for originality on that one (and safety, many regular cyclists don’t even wear helmets).

We gotta add that we took all these shots on the same day last weekend which was apparently the official, “Move your ass a different way” Day. Or just another day in the hood.