These days Larkin Street is dirty and not in a good way. Is it just the wind or perhaps a complete lack of finding the trashcan? It’s debates like this that undoubtedly led to the rage against a poor, defenseless parking meter that was just doing its job until it was forcefully torn asunder and crapped next to-eth.

Honestly though, I thought these bastards were sunk in to the sidewalk about a foot. If I knew that a decent kung fu kick could take one out, my occasional parking battles (like four times a year) might take on a whole new light.