The space that was Timezone (RIP) until the landlord decided to jack up the rent is apparently now opening up as a “Pocket Grooming” store where yes, both puppies and kitties are welcome. It’s important to note that among their services, as listed above services, is “anal gland”. I have no idea what this is and honestly if regular anal gland maintenance is something that pet ownership requires, then dear god count me the hell out.

Also, while Timezone has moved around the block and reopened as Gallery 1044, they don’t seem to hold any grudges from the move and are actually quite larger and more awesome now. It is the case that someone who we’ll just call “Mister Growly” is not terribly happy with his new life at 717 Leavenworth and made that known to us a few days back: