That lovely slice of meat above that resembles a marbled slab of San Francisco is from Asterisk Magazine’s just released food issue. While it’s kinda weird that SOMA and Mission are connected together but South Beach is shown as being separate from SOMA, the bigger question is, where in the bejesus is the Tenderloin? I guess they though it’d be too “meat-forward” to have included it.

To console myself over this travesty, I need a burrito from the ever-declining health ratings hot spot, Tesoro which I like to think of as a game of “guacamole roulette”.


We forgot to mention that the Asterisk Magazine folks also made an alternate vegetarian cover for their food issue, that you can view here. No Tenderloin neighborhood in that one either, though.