I’m not embarrassed to admit that I like discounts and free stuff (who doesn’t, right?). And I’ve seen a lot of people in the neighborhood who share my love for freebies, so naturally I wasn’t surprised when I saw this ad on a lampost in the Tenderloin. Unfortunately, once on their website (which looks as crappily designed as their lampost marketing materials) I discovered that the cost of all that promised free stuff is not free. It actually costs $9.95 a month, plus a setup fee of $15.05 and an initial purchase of $25 (a purchase of what? wasn’t this about free stuff?). But hold on, don’t get too excited: you can’t sign up without a current member sponsoring you. Oh, bummer…