For those who don’t meander down Ellis much in the morning, you miss out on the infamous Glide Memorial food line which is a generally mixed lot, often including a few cheap (possibly Dutch) tourists waiting to get free food.

This morning, some dude with an oddly-shaved head (that reminded me a great deal of one of the guys in this video) got out of control and apparently assaulted one of the Glide staff. Dicking around was not had, the cops were called, and they arrested him. That in theory would be the end of the story, although the chances of him actually a) spending any time in jail or b) getting the actual help he needs instead of just maintaining him with free food every day are both pretty slim. Way to not help through your help, gang.