On my way home yesterday, I stalked walked behind these two guys for a couple of blocks on Geary and they struck me as typical Loinsters (as opposed to say, the girl in front of them wearing leggins and boots). I couldn’t see the full text on the pink hoodie, but we get the message: he’s a dreamer and times are hard as shown by his dumpy midsection. He also had some ironic facial hair, thick-rimmed glasses and the obligatory skate canvas shoes.

The guy on the right, on the other hand, has a much less hipster outfit overall, but the bag is what gives him away: the little traffic man from the former German Democratic Republic is quite the winner retro reference, albeit I’m not impressed with its obscurity.