So, for some reason, up and down Sutter, these signs have appeared on various poles and walls, soliciting people to “tell”. As to what they’d like to tell, that’s up to them given that some notes, such as the one above asking to tell about an ex while others, such as the one below asking for you to just tell a story.

We have no idea as to the reason behind this and someone on a note down at Larkin even wrote something to effect of, “Why? So you can make $1,000,000 off of me?” (see below the below) Beyond far, far too much worship of Dr. Evil-esque accusations, for those who might want to actually join in, that 20th century thing called a telephone number is listed: 415-413-8364. For those more in to the 21st century, there’s a website: thephysicalword.hypermodern.net. Again, beyond this possibly being some conceptual art ya ya by a fellow named, Pete Ippel, we have no idea what the goal of this might be.

Needless to say, it goes to show how easy easily attracted we are to random shit suddenly appearing in the street. For the love of god, don’t wave a flashlight on the floor in front of us…