Wading my way through Jane Kim’s ridiculous Army of Red and the hundreds of pamphlets littering the streets, I took a quick walk around the neighborhood at 8:30 this morning and didn’t see a lot of action at the local polling stations. In my hometown if you go to the bakery, the farmers’ market or to see the doctor early in the morning you will always find a bunch of old people who don’t have anything to do later in the day, but yet they want to be the first to be served. My impression of the voting this morning was a bit similar.

I guess a lot of people will vote after work, once last night’s hangover has subsided and they’ve had some time to watch some amusingly informative videos on what and who to vote for. Guys, go vote or stop bitching!