For those unfamiliar with the term, “hipster”, go crazy on the Wikipedia. For everyone else in the know who sees the cool kids running around the Loin, you might be wondering, “How can I tell the difference between hipster and Loinster?” Okay, you probably weren’t wondering that, but now your morning won’t be complete until the question is answered which is:

Yes, a Loinster usually does not ride the fixie. Why? Because this ain’t the Mission and there are hills in the Loin that require some gear changin’, that’s why. Obviously, there are many other differences as well and it may be that the Loinsters amongst us still choose to hit the fixie. But I’m just sayin’.