Did you ever think, “Garsh, the Loin is so darned big. When is somebody ever going to break it down in to chunks that are easier to understand?” Well, imaginary atypical reader from the Ozarks, you are now in luck as we present MiniTenders. Not to be confused with this banking jargon MiniTenders are going to be for when we want to feature small, completely made up neighborhoods that we think deserve official (meaning listed-in-this-blog “official”) designation.

You might think this is stupid, but hey SF loves its neighborhoods. You might not agree with what we make up in which case comment away. But more importantly, you might think that you know of a better microhood. By all means, freakin’ suggest it.

The evolving, non-definitive MiniTender Listing: