Have you ever had one of those mornings where you wake and think, “Shit, I totally forgot to get that glass dildo…”? For those that have this immediate need, there is Glass Kandi, or as seen in the photo above, better known as “Glass Dildo Me”. I don’t often walk along the 500 block of Geary for some reason, which is why I guess I never came across shop that has apparently been open for about two years or more. That and the fact that my glass dildo needs are admittedly minimal. I am curious though, if they supply the armaments for the “war nights” at New Century. Probably not as given their location, they most likely consider themselves to be a Union Square dildo shop and not a Tenderloin dildo shop.
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I pass by this sign daily and it’s by far my favorite use of the “___ Me” phrase.
Glass Dildo Me!
right next to that great burrito place! One time a friend gave me a glass banana for my birthday. When she handed it to me, all wrapped up, I gave her a stone cold look of “really…” and I opened it up… Glass banana. I may or may not have, ahem, experimented with this glass banana. Currently, this glass banana resides in my dad’s fruit bowl, and we often share a giggle with our daily recommended potasium.
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