The other day we told you about the cartoon characters who would live in the Loin, according to Gene over at Hoodscope. Now we’ve came across this old post by Jenny Wilson over at the Uptown Almanac who wonders if San Francisco’s neighborhoods were bottled up into different perfumes, what would these neighborhoods smell like? And what is the price you’d have to pay to smell like them? Surprisingly, Jenny’s Eau de Loin doesn’t involve piss. According to her, it would be a delicate combination of:

Crack, garbage, meth, cheap blow jobs (see: rotting teeth), poor life decisions.

Now go check what the perfumes for other San Francisco neighborhoods would be like, with some additional fun ones in the comments thread.