The Tens writes:

When I saw you squatting in the middle of the street, I thought, no, she can’t be peeing there. But you were. And when you saw me, you were kind enough to smile and wave. When recounting this tale to a friend, she asked if I had waved back and when I told her I didn’t, she pointed out how rude that was of me and suggested this Missed Connection. So please, lady of the night, consider this post an apology, a wave back, and a smile.

Nothing touches us more than a story of prostitution, public urination, and the undying human spirit to connect with others.