Awhile back, Gene over at Hoodscope SF was apparently out of decent beer one night and pondered very seriously about the existence of cartoon characters in the real life, just like in Cool World and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. He wondered about going home with a cartoon character and asked, “if you woke up in one of these neighborhoods, whose bed would you be in?” Well, guess which characters he imagined would live in the Loin?

Ren & Stimpy, Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Stimpy

Kinda thought that Bender and his drinking problems would have been a shoe-in, but I guess not. And until the Tasmanian Tranny comes about, these guys will probably have to do.