We were out for a walk round the hood and came across the po-po mopping up this mighty wreck at the corner of Jones & O’Farrell. From what we could tell, it looked like four cars were somehow mashed up in a metal-twisting, singular wreck. Really, it was pretty awesome and you don’t often see things like this when booze isn’t involved, so we’re gonna go out on a limb and assume that booze was involved. We didn’t get too much info out of the cops as they were busy blocking the road and giving stern looks, so if anyone has anything to add, spit it out.