Yes, stop the effin’ presses. Put down your coffee (or morning crack.) Tenderblog, the site we started just because we got pissed at people bashing on our home hood turns one year old today. Holy crap.

You may now proceed with whatever the hell it was that you were doing that was probably more important than our taking a shower in hubris. In case you didn’t have anything more important going on, enjoy balls in your mouth.