Or maybe you’re still not back in San Francisco at the moment like me. Whatever the case, it’s totally happening now. Check out more details. Follow on twitter. View some Santa hotties on Lech Walesa (We have a street named after a Polish President? WTF? What did he ever do for the TenderLoin? I’m pissed now.)

Or hey, better yet, get out from behind the screen. Yeah, I know it’s bright outside, but get on yer Santa suit and get nuts you lunatics!