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I don’t what’s worse: the fact that the Academy of Art actually has a noise policy or the fact that they try and enforce it by having students make ‘creative “noise-awareness” signs’ if they violate said policy. Being around these genderless sacks makes it quite obvious that they seriously don’t give a damn about any policy. In fact, it’s almost like they take it as a badge of honor to get featured in there as it would be “irony in training” for future full on hipsterdom. I mean, why else come home in cab drunk and underage?

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This little list is all nice and good, but I’ve got an even better solution: smack ’em. No paper needed, so it’s a lot more green and honestly, I’m sure that every building monitor wants to do it soooo bad.